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Desk of Matthew Helmsford
Dear Constipation Sufferer,
This conversation might be a bit uncomfortable but if you’ve
suffered from constipation it’s worth it.
We’ll be tactful but this
information is way too important
to be kept secret anymore…even if it’s not polite
to talk about in
In fact, you should go ahead and turn off the TV, unplug the phone and
lock the door because this is easily
the most important thing you’ll read all year.
It’s actually too bad more people don’t talk about
If they did then this easy,
inexpensive and fast-acting
cure wouldn’t be such a secret.
But sadly it is. Look, here’s the bottom line:
For over five years I suffered through the same embarrassing and
painful constipation problems that lots of people do. My life
filled with worry and stress because my digestive system was unnaturally
started as an irritating annoyance soon took over my life…
My sleep fell apart thanks to cramping,
bloating and pain (not to mention the mental
stress because I always felt
Constant shame and embarrassment when I
suddenly “excused myself” from meetings and parties
because I finally
HAD to go to the bathroom (usually
first time in five-to-seven days).
Humiliation when I finally got
after 30 or 45 minutes, all sweaty and sick-looking because of the
and strain I went through.
No more eating out thanks to me
unpredictable digestive system. I
couldn’t handle sitting
and suffering in a public restroom (or, even
worse, having to
“go” on the way home!).
Wasted days on the Web finding pointless
home-grown remedies and cures that didn’t do anything for me.
Thousands of dollars blown on natural
holistic treatments that left me
bloated and uncomfortable as
ever (with a shrinking bank account and shriveling self-esteem).
Hundreds of hours and thousands of
squandered with doctors who prescribed dozens
drugs before finally giving up (including one nasty pill
that was finally yanked off the shelf
serious and potentially fatal side-effects).
Life Was A LIVING HELL And I Was
Talk To Anyone!
Look, everybody gets plugged up now and then. And, yeah, this
overnight cure will get rid of random constipation problems.
lot of us have much bigger problems than the occasional difficulty
going to the bathroom.
Those lucky people who usually have no problems just don’t
it. Even when they try, they just don’t
it’s like for those of us suffering everyday.
Maybe you’re familiar with the dismissive attitudes we get
people. Most of us try
to keep our pain and suffering hidden but sometimes we need support
from our family and friends.
They cheerfully suggest a laxative, enema, herbal tea, cleansing bath
or some other remedy. Maybe it’s worked for them or
their family. Maybe they saw it on TV. Maybe they
in a magazine. Who knows?
Doesn’t really matter where they got it because they present
it to us
like it’s a sure thing. And since they’ve
given us “the
solution,” we’re never supposed to complain
again. If their
suggestion doesn’t work then they say we did it wrong and
shoulders. Case closed.
We sink back into our lonely cocoon of embarrassment, shame, worry and
Any of this sounds familiar? Like I said, it was my life for
five nightmarish years. That whole time I just kept thinking:
“This isn’t how life is supposed to be!”
And I was right. More right than I ever imagined.
Not only is this whole problem unnatural and
unhealthy…it’s also unnecessary.
It took me over half-a-decade
to stop being a guinea pig for doctors, drug companies and
quacks. Our pain pushes their profits into the sky while they
test out their latest chemical or herbal concoction.
You want to know the truth? Some of that stuff did actually help
clean me out for a
day or two. I got my hopes up every single time.
soon the constipation came back and my dreams came crashing down to the
After years of this nonsense I found out why it happens:
Is NOT The True Problem!
Nothing worked for me in the end. Treating the symptom only
us temporary relief because the problems stayed around. Under
surface just waiting to jump back in and cause havoc. Maybe
those people selling me “solutions” just
didn’t realize they were
ignoring the problem.
A SYMPTOM Of The True Problem!
Maybe they knew they were ignoring the problem and did it anyway to
keep me as a customer. It seems like they count on us not
thinking it through (and who knows, maybe they’re
right). We go
get a potion, lotion or drug and are thrilled when it actually makes us
In our minds we designate that person or product as our
We don’t even bat an eye when the symptom soon pops up
we know how to fix now. We hurry over to their store or their
website and pick up another batch.
We rush home and take it because we know it’s going to work
again. Of course we’re supposed to forget the fact
“treatments” tend to have side-effects that are
even worse than the
original symptoms. Besides, they’ve got another
get rid of the side-effects!
Put bluntly, most doctors and healers stand to make a lot more money if
we continue getting sick. I truly like to believe that most
them don’t put profit above their patients. But you
and I both
know that it does
least some of the time, don’t we?
Medicine Does Some Miraculous Things
This conversion isn’t going to slide into a gripe session
doctors, I promise. But it’s important enough to
bring up because
we all need to be aware of these problems. At the very least
it’ll make us all safer every time we deal with a doctor.
They’ve Let Us Down In MANY ways
And, you know, A lot of times it’s not even your doctors'
insurance company, hospital administrator or some other
person” is the one signing the checks and calling the
better for “business” if we rotate between
few times each year. If all the sick people got healthy then
they’d have to find a new job!
That pretty much explains why the whole medical community seems to hate
homeopathic and natural remedies. Nobody would pay a
hundred-bucks for a pointless prescription if they could get better
results with a five-dollar bottle of something safer, more effective
and more pleasant?
Nobody I know would, that’s for sure. I know for a
fact that I
wouldn’t because I haven’t....ever
since I found a startlingly simple cure for constipation.
Searching for that cure was anything
but simple. It was horrific at the time but I can almost look
back on all of my dead-ends and laugh now that my constipation problem
Stop and think about the map you’ve been trying to follow on
to wellness. How many of these empty and deceptive landmarks
that look like somebody already drank them once (and don’t
whole lot better than they look). NO Lasting
Relief…Now I finally
“miracles” that can easily cost upwards of $100 for a single bottle.
Lasting Relief…Some interesting and nasty side-effects
colonics and embarrassing enemas that try to force something
should be happening easily. NO
Lasting Relief…Just trouble sitting down for awhile.
“Constipation Teas” that tend to be caffeinated
fiber-fests (and taste
like it too). NO Lasting Relief…Lots of jittery
potions, lotions, brews, concoctions and yes, even
suppositories. NO Lasting Relief…Don’t
even mention those stupid
- Unpronounceable prescriptions
thrust by drug companies onto doctors
who push them
to us. NO Lasting Relief…Though maybe
some lasting damage
thanks to one stupid
pill (per the FDA).
Tried it, tried it, tried it, tried it, tried it and tried
I finally took things into my own hands after traveling down all those
empty roads and trying a number of things too bizarre to even
mention. At very worst, I’d end up empty handed and
disappointed…just like I would if I kept trying the same
hadn’t worked before.
There is no way I’m going to bore with the details of my
to used book stores and university research labs, reading old medical
books and talking with professors and scientists. It was more
than trying another shake, syrup or suppository but the months spent
researching weren’t exactly “exciting.”
Well…it did get
once I found the simple solution we’ve all been hoping for.
It jumped out at me because it was something I’d never ever
of. It seemed like I should have known about everything after so
years of searching and experimenting. Obviously that
Excitement and relief were struggling to the surface of my brain but I
kept pushing them back down. All of the disgusting
I’d tried in the past had “seemed” like
the solution at the
time…getting all pumped up only to be let down again
didn’t sound like
But there was just something that felt right about what the book had to
say. All of that decades-old medical talk had been dry and
a few minutes ago. Now this section on digestion and waste
removal sounded like a poetry to me. This’ll sound
kind of dumb
but it’s exactly what I thought…
Winding Mess Of Tubes And Chemicals Is A
Vitamins, bacteria, enzymes, minerals, acids and other microscopic
stuff combining in a precise and mechanical way turning food into
Mind-Bogglingly Complex Little
I’m really not a car guy but it seems like our stomachs are
like car engines: If one component breaks down then the whole engine
starts to stall. Imagine your car starting to chug-chug-chug
the road because it’s almost out of oil…
Your engine won’t start running better if you replace the
upgrade the fans…or install the most expensive gold-plated
plugs. Heck, you can swap out every single part of the engine
but, without more oil, your car still won’t get you down the
You wouldn’t even thinkof
doing that. If the engine needs oil you’d just give
it the oil,
Also, nobody else would even think to suggest it to you…and
you or trick
you into doing it!
In reality though that’s exactly what we do when we increase
intake, start drinking more water, use laxatives and enemas, etc.,
etc., etc. Most of the stuff is good for us and it beefs up
portions of our stomach engine but it won’t have any lasting
At this point it probably doesn’t shock you to find out that
top-of-line engine we all have for processing food is low on
“oil” and nobody bothered
to tell us. At the time, I’ll admit, I was shocked.
On the way home that shock turned to frustration. It seemed
unbelievable that we’d never been told about
this. Maybe it
won’t actually work. Maybe nobody else even knows
Maybe, maybe, maybe…
Well it did actually work. And other people do know about
it. Lots of
other people, in fact. Armed with something highly specific
look for I was able to quickly find over 200 published studies
about this amazing
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And we have been told. Kind of. It’s been
here-and-there but the full range of its power has been significantly
downplayed by doctors, drug companies and advertising firms.
Study after study showed the same thing: this single mineral was
extremely important to our overall health and well-being. Most people
don’t get enough of it. This is bad and needs to be
So many different studies, so many similar conclusions.
Once upon a time it was easy
to increase your levels because it was found in so many
And it’s still technically found in those foods.
is how we process and prepare our food. By the time the food
lands on our plate it’s lost most
of its natural vitamins and minerals…including this one.
All of the problems caused by deficiency could easily be taken care of
if everyone simply knew about it.
I did say “problems” on purpose because this
deficiency is wreaking a
lot more havoc than just constipation. According to the
of medical studies, this deficiency is also connected to allergies,
anxiety, depression, asthma, diabetes, attention deficit disorder, PMR
and a number of other serious health problems.
I didn’t know any of this when I was reading through that
just wanted to get rid of the cramping and the pain and the
embarrassment and the suffering. No, scratch that, I
”want” to get rid of it…I HAD
to get rid of it.
And I did get rid of it.
My dad asked me to share my discover with him after he saw how quickly
my health improved. He suffered from constipation just like I
did…and we got rid of his.
Dozens of our friends and families were able to get rid of their
constipation problems too.
And you’re about to get rid of yours using
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the rest of
Like I said, I still remember stumbling across the critical passage in
that book: I remember the budding excitement and the feeling of
impending disappointment. It may have
“felt” right but I
absolutely refused to believe it at the time.
I’ve been around the block too many times and had high-rising
dashed too often. I’m extremely skeptical about
If you’re the same way I don’t blame you.
It’s really a sad fact
Been Trained To
Believe There Is NO SUCH THING As A Quick, Easy And
Cure For Constipation And Other Digestive Problems
We’ve been sold this lie because it’s in the best interest of
selling it, period. Thanks to their lies we’ve
become jaded and
disbelieving; even when we stumble upon the real answer.
None of that is right, none of that is fair but it is reality.
Just like it’s reality that a cure does
exist. A cure that’s inexpensive, easy-to-find,
completely natural. Oh yeah, and like we talked about
can work within
7 short days.
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But it’s totally understandable if you're filled with anxiety
disbelief. The last thing you need right now is to waste even more money,
no matter how small of
an amount it is, on another disappointing cure.
In a perfect world we’d get back the time, money and energy
searching for a solution. In a perfect world those slick
and cunning con-artists would be forced to stand behind their products
and offer a guarantee.
Of course it’s not a perfect world, almost nobody guarantees
like that and they’ve still got all of our money.
I might be strange or something but it doesn’t seem fair and
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seem like anybody else does anymore, but I’m just being
Just think about it for a second: what is more critical to
life on Earth than
the glorious rays of the Sun beaming down each day? Not much,
right? Well, a tiny percentage of people worldwide are
allergic to the sun. Their allergies may be mildly annoying
severely fatal: either way their allergic.
Since the Sun doesn’t “work for
everybody” how can the scammers claim
their basement-built concoction will?
Maybe they don’t have a conscience or maybe they just
can’t sleep at
night. Doesn’t really matter to me which it is
horrible people are out of my life for good…And
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This Special Report “Goodbye Constipation” is just
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You know what? If it doesn’t work for somebody then I truly don’t want
All of the other sites I’ve been to like to claim that their
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universe” which is total
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so you’ll know…
The truth about which parts of your diet
you of this vital nutrient (it
Why enemas are not a true solution to
constipation and can actually
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The truth about how much water you
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Real world facts about the potentially
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Dirty little secret about bottled and
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Three common drinks that wreck your
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Do you understand the connection between
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100 different foods you can (and should) be eating to keep constipation
Fiber facts you probably don’t
you’re probably wasting your time with it).
Lifestyle habits that practically force
body into constipation (even though they’ve got nothing to
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Because of that fact, I’ve pulled together a few additional
jam-packed with information you can use to keep your digestion in even better working
don’t have to read through them if you don’t want
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